The ultimate WWE Rugby XV
Monday, May 27, 2019 allblacks.com
QUICK TAP: THE GAME OF THRONES XV
1: Bushwhacker Butch
Will be sure to fly the New Zealand flag high, eat all of the team’s tuna supply and scrum the house down.
2: Big Boss Man
Immensely powerful and full of trash talk. The ultimate hooker.
3: Bushwhacker Luke
What’s better than one Bushwhacker? Yep, you guessed it - two Bushwhackers.
4: Andre the Giant
Because no one is going to steal your lineout ball with the 7 foot 4 French giant in the second row.
5: The Great Khali
Ditto reasons as above (apart from the French thing)
Orange haired, Irish and angry. Enough said.
7: John Cena
Pretty much wrestling’s version of Richie McCaw.
8: The Rock
Imagine this guy picking the ball off the back of the scrum. Look out.
9: Rey Mysterio Junior
Gets the nine jersey because he is the smallest wrestler we can think of.
10: Daniel Bryan
YES! YES! YES! Twinkling toes and a big boot. Could’ve been the USA Eagles answer to Dan Carter had he chosen rugby over tussling men in tights.
The most feared wrestler in history. The Tongan wrecking ball makes Jonah Lomu proud by claiming the 11 jersey in this line-up.
12: Roman Reigns
The master of the spear. Reigns will waste no time inheriting Brian Lima’s ‘chiropractor’ moniker on the rugby field.
The King of the spear. I dare anyone to run it straight at this mid-field combo.
14: The Ultimate Warrior
Selected purely on the basis of how fast he could run to the ring.
15: Adam Bomb
Who better to diffuse bombs?
???? You've seen our Game of Thrones XV, now check out our ultimate @WWE XV! How do you think this team would go at #RWC2019?
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